Download Disini. Download File. Sebarkan ini: Facebook Twit WhatsApp. Increase the strength of the stuff and watch them throng the convenience stores the next day, paying through the nose for headache pills. Erect enormous superclubs to keep your visitors awake and spending money for as many hours as possible. Build discos on the beach or moor party yachts off the shore - you are not exactly short of ways of separating holidaymakers from their de niro.
Keeping them happy is another matter. From the cleanliness of the beach to the cleanliness of the babes sunbathing on it, there are plenty of factors to bear in mind. From their name, to how drunk they are, to how full their bladder is, there's little you can't find out about these tiny, digitised holiday makers. Different guests will have different priorities, though number one for most is nookie. To encourage more fellas in, you play to the lowest macho denominator by increasing the amount of jet skis there are to bugger about on, and the number of bars there are to get bladdered in.
For the womenfolk, it's the likes of prime sunbathing space and top-notch swimming pools that will draw them in. Then, a swift reduction in the price of Cape Horn lager an alcoholic aphrodisiac and you can stand back and watch cupid do his work. And as ever, the act of love is a beautiful thing to behold. Day is turning to night. The bars are thronging with revellers, now changed out of their bikinis and swimming shorts into even more indiscreet and revealing night-time clobber.
The night grows long and conversations turn to flirting, and flirting turns to tongue-wrestling in the bushes and on the benches outside the boozer. Couples pair off and troop down to the dunes where they romp brazenly in the sand. It would be erotic but for the fact the girls are the size of the nail on your little finger.
Different kinds of beer produce different reactions in your guests. Fighting, flirting, having fun or just getting rat-arsed. Whatever you want your guests to feel, you can make it happen merely by changing the grog your bars are punting. So forget Ayia Napa, Ibiza and Rhodes, as this is going to make them seem like a wet weekend at Butlins.
Beach Life offers the best of Mediterranean hedonism, minus Germans with towels. If you're reading this on holiday, put it down, slap on some Hawaiian Tropic, get yourself a Pina Colada, and Don't forget to send us a postcard.
Assuming the more likely scenario that you're sat at home on your own, cradling the magazine in your pasty white arms, check out the surrounding pictures and know that all this could be yours. Blazing sun. Sounds fun, doesn't it? Welcome to Beach Life, your virtual package holiday. My name's Steve and I'll be your rep during your stay with us.
We hope you have a great time. When we say virtual holiday, don't go cancelling that fortnight in Tosser Del Mar just yet.
It's not quite Arnie in Total Recall. In fact, you don't really get to go on holiday at all. Instead, you get to watch other people pissing it up the wall while you sit around worrying about the bank balance. Yep, as all but the most ill-informed readers will have by now ascertained.
Beach Life is of course yet another addition to the ever-growing pantheon of Tycoon games. In a more boring world, it would be called 'Resort Management', which is probably something you can get a degree in these days. If you've ever played this type of thing, you'll know the form, and success revolves around keeping all of the people happy all of the time. Happiness in this case is largely defined by the ability to get roaring drunk, dance like a gibbon, and enjoy meaningless al fresco coupling.
Suffice to say, it's a bit of a departure from Industry Giant II. Where to start then? Given the Club predilection of the bulk of your clientele, a bar is usually the best place, and for convenience's sake you might as well whack it on the beach. The drunken hordes are going to need something to soak up the ale, so once the bar is up and running, you can open a beach barbecue, enabling them to wolf down limp pats of gristle like the savages they are.
More discerning punters might fancy a bit of a sit-down, so you open a fancy restaurant, at greater expense but with an increased benefit to the overall rating of the resort. There's more to a holidajf. Some guests may not fancy getting wet. Affected Zone Tactics is a strategy massively multiplayer game developed by Light Vision Interactive. It was published by L Holiday World Tycoon is a strategy game developed by Island Games.
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